The Launch Protocol

Ship code.
Tame your brain.
Level up.

Executive function coaching for software developers with ADHD. Built by a senior engineer who's been exactly where you are — and actually shipped the fix.

See If This Is You → Live Schedule
launch-protocol ~ bash
$ ./diagnose --dev
→ Scanning GitHub graveyards...
→ Measuring task initiation latency...
→ Checking PIP recovery status...

⚡ Diagnosis complete
Issues: executive function gaps
Talent level: HIGH
Fix: Launch Protocol

$ ./join --founding-member
✓ 15 spots available at $100/mo
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15 Max Members
$100 Per Month
0 BS Tolerated
Who This Is For

If any of these hit, keep reading.

Six developer archetypes. All of them capable. All of them held back by executive function gaps nobody ever taught them to fix.

PERSONA 01
The Graveyard of Unfinished Projects
"You don't have a talent problem. You have a finishing problem."
Your GitHub is a museum of good intentions. Dozens of repos, strong first commits, then silence.
PERSONA 02
The Task Initiation Struggler
"You know exactly what to do. Your brain just won't let you start."
You've stared at a blank file for two hours. You can explain the solution. But the gap between knowing and doing is a brick wall.
PERSONA 03
The PIP Survivor
"A PIP doesn't mean you're a bad developer."
There's a clock ticking. These aren't coding skills on your PIP — they're executive function skills. Nobody ever taught you those.
PERSONA 04
The Interview Anxious
"You can build the thing. You just can't talk about building the thing."
Interviews are a stress test for every executive function challenge you have. Prep shouldn't be one too.
PERSONA 05
The Stuck Junior / Mid-Level
"The skills that got you hired aren't the skills that get you promoted."
Vague feedback. "Take more ownership." Nobody tells you how — especially when your brain makes self-direction hard.
PERSONA 06
The Unemployed Developer
"Being between jobs is hard enough. Doing it with ADHD while broke is a different fight."
2–3 hardship spots. Full access. No cost for up to three months. You shouldn't have to choose between groceries and getting help.
The Approach

Three pillars. One system.

Not another productivity framework. A living, breathing support structure built for the way your brain actually works.

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Discord Community Workspace
Daily standups. Weekly goal-setting. Accountability channels that work for your brain. Every channel has a job — no noise, no dead chat.
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AI-Powered Bot Commands
/breakdown, /unstuck, /pip-plan, /prep — commands built specifically for executive function challenges.
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Direct Mentor Access
Same-day DM response when you're stuck. Weekly office hours. A patient teacher and accountability partner who's lived this.
Membership

Simple pricing. No gotchas.

Fifteen spots. One price. Full access.

⚡ FOUNDING MEMBER
$100
per month · cancel anytime
  • ✓ Full Discord community access (all coaching channels)
  • ✓ Weekly group office hours (live, recorded)
  • ✓ Same-day DM support for stuck moments
  • ✓ AI bot with /breakdown, /unstuck, and more
  • ✓ Daily accountability standup structure
  • ✓ Member-only 1-on-1 sessions ($200/session)
  • ★ Founding member rate locked for life
Apply for a Founding Spot →

Unemployed? Apply for a hardship spot — free for up to 3 months.